For a Friend Taking Leave of His MistressRTPunknown
May 5th. 1755
I received yr. favr. & wth. pleasure I note the contents, & it is with much reluctance I now write you my farewell Letter for the present. But you may assure yrself that tho' my Honor & my Country calls me abroad to be engag'd in a Life of feirceness & Bloodshed, yet tis not all the cruelty of War shall ever make me Unmindfull of my worthy Freinds I leave behind me, not only those to wch. I am obligated by the laws of Nature, but also those more endearing ones that are rivetted in my heart by the Tyes of Choice & Affection. Give me leave, Madam, to place yr. self in the Front of the latter Sort, & to assure that the many agreable Qualifications I have always seen in you has Stamp't an Image in my Mind wch. I shall always think worth preserving, & if good Providence shall permit me to return once more to my Native Country I shall always think myself happy in yr. Company. I hope you'll not think these to be words of course, or the accustomed Compliments of a Military Officer. I boast a Sincerity & even an Honor that is not to be learned in the Army & as a pledge of my reall Regard I present you wth. a Lover's Jewell wch. when you behold you may Remember the Sincerity & regularity of the Affections of him that presents it & be assured that you have an Interest in the Regards & Esteem of &c.,
J.W.
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; endorsed by RTP: "for a freind taking leave of his Mistress"; endorsed by Charles Cushing Paine: "written for J.W.1 May 5, 1755."
May 6th. 1755Assist me Clio when to writeI Summons my Poetic Wit;I'd write in Prose had I my choiceBut since the World is rul'd by NoiseWe ought to gain their Ears good WillOr else their hearts the Truth won't feell.Besides if once their Ears we tickleTheir Judgments so confounded fickleTheyll pass their plaudit say tis prettyTho' Nonsense Stupid forms the Ditty,Besides cramp Meter some things choseAnd some go best in lengthy Prose.Many more Reasons might be givenIf to my Trumps I should be driven.These for the present may SufficeTo Satiate those who ope their Eyes.Hail Doggrell Rhyme Verse HudibrastickInflame my Spirits now I ask it.Make my thoughts equall to my StoryDeep Meaning Words express its Glory.How shall I pattern you my fatherHow criticize, describe, or ratherHow 'ere explore a fam'd Dog's RiddleAs once you Sung the Bear & Fiddle.There Liv'd a Dog as Authors tell itThe Story's long and what befell itAt first tho idle it may SeemBelieve me Truth it is no Dream.How he got in this World we don't learnOf Cerberus some thought him a SpawnBut this was Envy for his good FateSent him just wn. he should be made Great.261At the same Time there liv'd a PoetFam'd for Predictions, his Writing Shows it.Poets they Say boast Gods their FatherAnd from their Power their Wits do gather.This gives 'em Skill so very pointed To Spy great Vertues, Where they are hid.More Sence they hear in certain Dogs YellThan others learn in Matchiavel.Our Heroe's fortune in his YouthWas much unsettled for in TruthHis Powers unknown, no one, good WillWould give him biding for his Skill.At last to fix some steady livingTo tend a Doctor he was driven,Agreed what short of Boarding this comeHe would make up in Album Graecum.1Thus our fam'd Heroes younger days,Seem'd little promising the PraiseWhich ripening Years heap'd on his head,Persued him close till he was Dead;The Dog liv'd on, would bark at FowlsOnce in while at Hoggs would Growl.This gaind him the good Will of ServantsTo Servent his master he was ferventGreat Souls they say mind Fortunes WillObey their Fate be it good or Ill.Our Heroes humour pleas'd his MasterHis Body grew his Wit much faster.The Doctors Errands could performHe always Sent him in a Storm.He carryed Vomits Minestred GlistersFelt the Pulse & dress'd their BlistersConstantly attended at the MeetingSaluted Neighbours wth. good Greeting.This sav'd the Doctor much good GraceWhen Dogship, Folks saw in his place.Now comes the Time for Poets sayTho' under Load long Virtue lay262Yet much it thrives, & forth will breakActions than Words much Louder Speak.Our Heroes Sence & hearty LaughterGain'd him great Freinds from every QuarterYet only thought a Dog, tho goodTill high in Poet's Song he StoodTo raise a Genious who can boastBut those who feell its passions most.Who could have thought the Dog was freindlyOr had a turn to actions ManlyTill Freindship like to Stone AlchymickWhich makes Dust Wood & Stones Gold MimickDoes by a much Superiour ArtTo Dogs themselves Freindship impartTo carry Letter in Stormy WeatherThan it disclose to dye much rather.The Poets sang this Dog's true Genus,From lonesome thoughts was form'd to Screen usTo be to Freindship as was MercuryTo the Deitys Muses a Swift Lacquey.This grace he had besides the VertueThat other Dog's are fam'd to aspire toBesides from Venus' Tribe he got PraiseIn serving of them divers Ways.Some won't bear telling Some won't thinkingBut that was an Age much fam'd for winkingHis happiness did much engageThe Lovers Eye & rais'd their rage.Made Poet praise the Ladies MindThat choose such Dogs before Mankind.Thus rose our Dog high in respectAn honour to the growling SectHis Virtue Such that Sons of ScienceUpon him placed much RelianceGain'd much Esteem did all Freinds raiseFor all were lov'd that did him praise,Thus liv'd our Dog to crown his NameThe Poet said his Virtuous Fame263Forever thence forth should be sungAnd grace the Speech of freindly TongueThe Latins Vates calld a PoetWhich also Prophet means, all know it.All Poets are not Vates I doubtBecause our Poet he was once outHe try'd to prophesy we knowBut that his Short Sight much did showStrange that the Prophet should discoverThe Virtues round a Dog did hoverPredict him hung in Fames high bannerAnd yet quite overlook the mannerDoom him a garland famous but yetNot see the halter that must String itNor yet declare that it should deckInstead of head his Dogships Neck.Perhaps the Poet did predictTo understand his Meaning strictNot that Our Heroes person ShouldTo Ages to be esteem'd thus goodBut that his Virtues Should be prais'dHis faults conceal'd & neer be rais'd.This was quite kind tho' not canonicalFor that extols a man good bad & all.But Now the fatal Time for whoFrom fate is free tho' ere so trueWhether our Heroe had the faults averr'dOr whether Falshood was for Truth declardUncertain is, but this for Truth we knowHe Enemies had that workd his Overthrow.Greatness & Goodness neer so bright & pureRaises their Envy who can't it endureThe Sun's hot Beams encreases Viper's fellAt Moons bright Silence Canine Race do yellSlander roused up her three tind Venimous tongueAnd Treachery such dire Accusations flungThat thoughtfull Judges said it was not safe,To examine facts wn. settled their belief264Least wn. expos'd to prying criticks veiwThe well known Facts should chance to not be true.Besides to have them talkd by common FolkWould turn the well meant Act into a JoakTake off the Edge of Sanctity the mostFrom Things that neer had Sanctity to boastand State affairs ought never to be scann'dLike Table talk about from hand to hand.In short to end this sorrowfull affairThey hung him up by Neck both hide & hair.Neer prov'd the Fact tho' he did much beseechNor gave him leave to make a dying Speech.But since he's dead we hear his AccusationIs told at large, be it known to all the NationThat this same Dog so famous for his SkillLiv'd with a Doctor where he learn'd to kill.Some Sheep he Slew. He did it is quite plainBecause Secundem Artem2 they were Slain.And here he hangs to future Age the blasterOf Canine Freindship, of Poets Prophecy &eke the skill of his Master.Alass we all must Dye, not only soBut after Death disgrace doth often growAlass poor Dog thou'rt not the only oneWhose great Good Deeds has all their Joy undoneWhere's Raleigh, Deveroux, Mary not to mentionK:C:1.3 who dyed from Lofty Station.Trappan'd by other Guile they fell a VictimTo treachrous Men least alive they should convict 'em.Some others have not Dy'd, tis true but yet have lostThat Glory wch. much hardship had them costWhile they abroad in faithfull hardship toil'dHeartsucking Foes at home their favour Roil'd.Begrutch not then thy Life so well bestow'dWhich when you had with Such great Virtues flow'dAnd now you're gone perhaps you've done more goodThan if you'd livd a thousand years you couldI doubt not when the Truth Shall once be known265Some other Dog hard by yr. famous TownRenow'd for Virtues of more Usefull kindThan those wch. erst adorn'd yr. genrous MindNot Freindship thats a trifling ArtAnd good to none but Poets does impartIt serves like other things to make a Verse onWe admire the thoughts the rest we make a farce onbut he some plodding faculty had gotTo cut the Wood perhaps to boil the PotCould Butcher Meat oft take the same by StealthThus Get as well as guard his Masters WealthCould it be thought that such a Dog should dyefor Slaying Sheep when you're so handy byHe much more usefull that the Cobler fam'dYou than the Weaver much more to be blam'dAnd yet they put the Weavers Neck in fettersTo clear the way for those that were his bettersWe mourn you dead not for the good you've doneBut 'cause the Verses on you made much FunBut now they'll cease but yet we hope yr. VertueWill aye be sung by every one that dare to.Finis
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; endorsed: "To Mr. S:Q:" Samuel Quincy.
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Greek notice board.
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According to art.
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Charles I, king of Great Britain and Ireland (1600–1649).